
Okay, I have entirely too much time on my hands now that I am home with my bad back.
So, about coffee, or ordering coffee at a place like Starbucks. I know you have heard the jokes. Like the longer the request of the coffee drink the bigger the A-hole.

So a person that orders something like,
“a cup of your dark roast for here, please.”
This is a pretty simple normal person.
Uncomplicated, easy to please.
And maybe someone who orders a Venti Latte, well, they are in the normal range, too.

The person who orders the Latte Macchiato, well, they are becoming a bit more complicated.

And the weasel in front of you who orders the vanilla hazelnut half caf half decaf sugarfree non fat skinny bone dry cappuccino venti but in a grande double cup, well he should be kicked in the nuts.

And the woman who orders this next one, I want to hang out at her table…













