a really really big cappuccino, please!

Ordering Coffee, or…

Okay, I have entirely too much time on my hands now that I am home with my bad back.

So, about coffee, or ordering coffee at a place like Starbucks.  I know you have heard the jokes.  Like the longer the request of the coffee drink the bigger the A-hole.

So a person that orders something like,

“a cup of your dark roast for here, please.”

This is a pretty simple normal person.

Uncomplicated, easy to please.

And maybe someone who orders a Venti Latte, well, they are in the normal range, too.

The person who orders the Latte Macchiato, well, they are becoming a bit more complicated.

And the weasel  in front of you who orders the vanilla hazelnut half caf half decaf sugarfree non  fat skinny bone dry cappuccino venti but in a grande double cup,  well he should be kicked in the nuts.

And the woman who orders this next one, I want to hang out at her table…